Fon Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 You have more hairs in places you dont want them, than places you do!! Over to you!?? Fon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daz2905 Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 When you see a good looking young woman wearing nothing but a very short dress and high heels out with friends at christmas and all you can think is that " she must be cold and should be wearing a coat or something". Or perhaps when you can't even be bothered to look at porn on the internet and would rather read mindless drivel posted by other old bastards on an internet forum that hardly anyone else reads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_enuff_toft Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 You resort to Cod Liver Oil to keep them joints in check from clicking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clownfish Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 When you have to think about how you are going to get up when you're on the carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StonerUK Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 When the barber starts shaving in your ears [emoji15] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suke Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 I guess all of the above apply to me. I must be getting old!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktv303 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 When your can bend down without making a groaning sound. sent from my phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suke Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Having to get up in the night to go to the toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopeydog Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 When you start eyeing up the cardigans in the men's department Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suke Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Having to put your glasses on when reading texts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpion Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Having to get assistance to wipe your arse after doing a shit that resembles a canonball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StonerUK Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Having to get assistance to wipe your arse after doing a shit that resembles a canonball. WTF? [emoji15] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktv303 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 you take a couple of pills on a night out and your backs sore for about 2 weeks. /just me then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippie Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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