ktv303 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 A guy with a huge orange head goes to see the doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?" The guy says, "Well, one day i was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you want...what is your first wish?' i said, I'd like aw the money I could ever spend and want my pockets stuffed with cash and the bankbooks effin bulging.' The genie went Poof!', and there it was, all the money I could ever spend. Then he said, What is your second wish?' the guy said, well since ive got all the money i dont really need anything else as i can just now buy what ever i want. so the genie said if i dont use the 3 wishes then you dont get anything so after a long think the guy said I'd like to make beautiful women love me, women I could enjoy this money with so wherever i go i want fanny dripping off me and hanging on my every word i say.' The genie went Poof!', and there was gorgeous women everywhere and girls who immediately loved him. Then the genie said, And what is your third wish?'... the guy thinks long and hard and says to the genie hes got all the money and all the women there really is nothing else the guy could ever want for, the genies gets right pissed off and says if you dont make a third wish youre getting nothing so stop fucking about and pick something, the guy think and thinks and thinks but cant come up with anything so just turns to the genie and says. fuck it just give me a big orange head. (*maybe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fon Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 I have NFI what that punchline means? Fon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snuffs99 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Yeah, i have to admit the joke is lost on me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corskey Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Closest I could get was orangeade which makes it even more shitSent from my Hi10 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktv303 Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 Think you need to be told it instead of reading it. The genie was annoying him to pick another thing and he couldn't think of anything so he ended up just saying fuck it just give me a big orange head. I've heard loads of people telling this lately and everyone was pissing themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snuffs99 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 hour ago, ktv303 said: Think you need to be told it instead of reading it. The genie was annoying him to pick another thing and he couldn't think of anything so he ended up just saying fuck it just give me a big orange head. I think i laughed more at your explanation than the actual joke tbh.....i got the punchline but didn't think it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StonerUK Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 A big orange head? Like a hun head? Or was it orangeaid? Not getting it either ktv 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakdos Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 /me thinks this is being overthought......shite nevertheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ktv303 Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 yous will love this one then... 3 bee keepers in the pub 1st bee keepers says "ive got a hive 10 meters long with 100,000 bees" 2nd bee keepers says " thats nothing, ive got a hive 100 meters long with 100,000,000 bees" so the 3rd bee keeper says "oh ffs, who cares, ive got 100,000,000,000,000 in a hive 1 meter square" the first 2 bee keepers look at him in horror and shout "WTF...wont they all be squashed????" to which the 3 bee keeper replies................ "fuck them, theyre only bees" (im available to hire for weddings, birthdays and funerals) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopeydog Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Mmmm, think the Funeral option might be the better financial option m8y... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktv303 Posted October 2, 2017 Author Share Posted October 2, 2017 i was at a funeral funnily enough, well it wasnt as funny as that joke mind anyway.... i said to the widow "do you mind if i say a word" she said "no please do" so i cleared my throat and said "PLETHORA" she said "thanks, that means a lot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StonerUK Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 That’s better than the last two lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktv303 Posted October 8, 2017 Author Share Posted October 8, 2017 was in my bedroom last night and just as i started pulling off my boxers my Mrs shouted .........."you spoil those bloody dogs!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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