How many Datashack members to change a light bulb

[Jester]

How many Datashack Members does it take to change a light bulb? 

 

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 

 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the 

light bulb could have been changed differently 

 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 

 

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" 

 

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 

 

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 

 

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light 

bulb" is perfectly correct 

 

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take 

this discussion to a light bulb forum 

 

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light 

bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 

 

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to 

buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this 

technique and what brands are faulty 

 

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs 

 

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs 

 

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 

 

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the 

corrected URL's 

 

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all 

headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 

 

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot 

handle the light bulb controversy 

 

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 

 

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about 

light bulbs" 

 

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that Julia or Tony aren't 

the brightest bulb. 

 

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views. 

 

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread. 

 

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and 

start it all over again.

[ktv303]

Excellent...and true

 

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