Blind Tyrone man caught in cattle barn with rubber glove and broom shaft

[ktv303]

While he was being held, Morris, who had a torch strapped to his head and was also carrying blue rope and a pen knife, put on a foreign accent and said: “Me-me-steal-ear-tags. Me-me-look-at-tags.”

 

 

 

Morris’ crazy claims included:

• his balaclava, made from the leg of old tracksuit bottoms, was a “face warmer” he had lifted by mistake instead of a woollen cap;
   
  
• the wooden shaft was to help him keep his balance because medication made him dizzy;
   
  
• the rubber glove was already in the body warmer and he used it to clean fungi out of a water barrel; and
   
  
• he always carries a pen knife to open food for his 17 cats.
  

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/blind-tyrone-man-caught-in-cattle-barn-with-rubber-glove-and-broom-shaft-29152517.html

 

its not even one of these satire news site either.

 

(checked for not being in the rant section lol)

 

ffs

[Scorpion]

:-D

Bejeezus

[Snuffs99]

I think this one should be in the jokes section......A blind man with a torch on his head and a balaclava ridng a motorbike....priceless. :)