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for valentines day tomorrow. A LOVE STORY.


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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were
both married to other people found themselves assigned to the 
same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper
berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman 
saying, Ma'am I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing 
to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully 

I have a better idea she replied, just for tonight lets pretend we
are married.

Wow! That's a great idea he exclaimed.

Good she replied, so get your own effin blanket then!

After a moment of silence he farted and the both went back to sleep.

The End.

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