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Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.


She writes a note to her husband "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast once. if you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times. The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife that if she wants sex with him to reach over and tug his penis once and if she doesn't want sex to reach over and tug his penis two hundred and fifty times.  :P

*deaf sex* obv.


sent from my phone

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