russell Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so." I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right... we had 6 matching balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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