Zeftron Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere: She was in the kitchen preparing the usual soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only a T-shirt. She turned to him and said softly, "we've got to have sex, right here, right now. He couldn't believe his luck. Without delay they screwed right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said "Thank you", and returned to the stove, her T-shirt ripped and hanging loosely from her body. Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, "what was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken"!! Schoolgirl says, "Mummy, I know where babies come from". Mum replies, "where's that then darling?" Girl says, "Mummy & Daddy take off their clothes and Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out and Mummy puts it in her mouth and sucks it and that's how you get babies". Shaking her head, Mum says, "oh darling that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies, that's how we get flowers, jewellery, clothes, shoes and all the decorating done." The wife has been missing for 2 weeks now. The police have told me to prepare for the worst, so I went down to the charity shop and got her clothes back! I bought the missus some crotch less knickers yesterday. It had nothing to do with a sexual nature. It was so that she has a better grip on her broomstick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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