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Get me a beer!


Sh4ckles

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Man gets home and tells his wife

"Get me a beer before it starts"

he drinks it then says

"Quick get me 1 more before it starts"

again she gets it he drinks it & says

"another before it starts"

She says

"Listen here you lazy fat git, you walk in, sit down & start barking orders"...

 

He says "Fuck me it's started"

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