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Ronnie Corbett dies aged 85


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Here are just a few of some of Corbett's best-known - and best-loved - one liners.

 

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals

 

We'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed a Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame

 

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on

 

After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes

 

French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in

 

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand

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