goldringers Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Ive started having a bowl in a morn instead of the tried and tested safe toast or cereal but now I'm been plagued with a bad dose of flatulence. I'm getting all the usual remarks "Go the toilet" and "Your disgusting" but it just keeps coming. These are seriously loud, they can be heard back bedroom to living room. Infact I farted earlier while the wife was getting out the car and when she came through the door she said "Is that you !!??" I'm like "what ??" Hardly likely. Is there any wind remedies or should I come off the bird seed brekkie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixen Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 well if I was your wife I would tell you to come off it but seen as I cant smell you or hear you then keep taking it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StonerUK Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Nothing you can do Goldy ya old fart I used to use oats as my main carb source , stuck at it for a few months to see if my body would get used to them - severe bloating, cramps and farting like fook. Had to ditch them as EVERYONE was complaining and i looked and felt like a bag o' shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Fk it goldy, its your arse , fart if you want m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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