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Zeftron

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  1. I'm still around - always was more of a lurker tbf
  2. Just downloaded this to have a try. The way my wallet sits, I can't scan anything unless I open it. The full version is on Mobilism if you want it - not sure what practical use this is other than a proof of concept app.
  3. Sounds like a good idea to spark some posts. Like Crashuk, I log in most days but rather than just spam the board, I keep quiet until there's something valid I can contribute to.
  4. And for me.Walkers Cheese and Onion have been in blue packets since always.
  5. I had endless (well two minutes) fun convincing the kids that my new phone had voice unlock, but you had to say please. "Android unlock" - nothing "Android unlock, please" - press the fingerprint scanner on the back, unlocks
  6. Yeah, but unless you are out of the country and therefore on a roaming tariff, you don't pay for incoming calls.
  7. Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
  8. People who use apostrophes to indicate plurals. Aaarrrggghhh!!!
  9. WiFi definitely, the transfer rate over bluetooth would be awful.
  10. Depends if they release the polling data by region. If 90percent of Scottish voters back the remain side, but the UK overall voted leave, then she may have a point that Scotland was removed against its collective will. Whether that would be grounds to hold a second indyref is another matter - as is the debate whether Scotland would be allowed to re-join the EU on the same terms as it currently has. Turkey, Poland and the rest of the Eastern EU countries wouldn't be happy about a small country getting to join without adopting the Euro and without years long sliding scales of integration.
  11. I go whenever I can, I'm AB- so quite rare.
  12. Also to follow on from Snuffs' point - they are even asking the mods to be done at Apple's HQ and then removed afterwards. Apple are just posturing on this trying to play the injured party. If they'd done it on the quiet and news had leaked they would have had a bigger PR headache to clean up afterwards.
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    Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere: She was in the kitchen preparing the usual soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only a T-shirt. She turned to him and said softly, "we've got to have sex, right here, right now. He couldn't believe his luck. Without delay they screwed right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said "Thank you", and returned to the stove, her T-shirt ripped and hanging loosely from her body. Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, "what was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken"!! Schoolgirl says, "Mummy, I know where babies come from". Mum replies, "where's that then darling?" Girl says, "Mummy & Daddy take off their clothes and Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out and Mummy puts it in her mouth and sucks it and that's how you get babies". Shaking her head, Mum says, "oh darling that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies, that's how we get flowers, jewellery, clothes, shoes and all the decorating done." The wife has been missing for 2 weeks now. The police have told me to prepare for the worst, so I went down to the charity shop and got her clothes back! I bought the missus some crotch less knickers yesterday. It had nothing to do with a sexual nature. It was so that she has a better grip on her broomstick!
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